A Woman's Guide to Buying Condoms

Most of y’all know that I LOVE using myself as an example for the things we really don’t talk about. Let’s take this topic…As a woman in this grown-ass age, this was the first year I have EVER bought condoms by myself, even tho I’ve been fucking for a whopping 22 years.

Yea it might sound crazy, but I’ve always been a long-term relationship sorta gal. After the first few months, we’d ditch the protection and opt for a hope and prayer instead. Before that, I remember it being hella cool to walk into planned parenthood, grab a handful of those raggedy-ass cheap condoms and keep it pushing. But for the most part, the guys supplied them and let’s just say the experiences weren’t always the best.

Now, as I prepare to dust the cobwebs off this coochie for the VERY last time in this life, I started to think about how nervous I was when I finally did meet someone new and how excited I was to get it going before feeling like I didn’t know what the hell I was doing. It took some research and a bit of trial and error, but I finally figured out what I enjoy! And I really want y’all to do the same. We’ve been talking about abortion this, but men be poking holes in their own shit….and ladies, WE CAN’T AFFORD TO NOT PROTECT OURSELVES!!!! Starting with the basics. If it’s not for you, it’s for someone!

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