How to Prepare a Hoe Kit

When I was younger, I was a fast little thang that always ran the streets. There was a point when I thought I was grown, and you couldn’t tell me nothin! My mother, however, always said “If ya fas tale gon’ be in dem streets. Ya butt betta make sure you aint caught wit no hole in dem drawls”. She then proceed to tell me about what I affectionately call “The Hoe Kit”.

Now that I’m getting older, I can’t run as fast as I used too...But I do make it a point to always keep a lot on me. The contents have changed over the years of course, but it still does me good whenever I find my myself in a situation....And that can be ANYTHING! To drunk to drive? Pull over, take a nap and get dressed for work the next day Met a hottie at the bar and think he deserves the goodies? Grab that bar of soap girl and give your kitty a little refresherIs your date not going well? Did you see them put something in your drink?! Are you afraid for your life? Grab that taser and light they ass up! Whatever you do ladies and gentlemen. Have fun and please STAY SAFE